Telangana Jokes

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The contents of this blog are just for the sake of entertainment and not intended to insult or look down upon anyone in any aspect.

Telangana Jokes

Telangana is a one of the most hilarious dialects which you come across. It is a hybrid form of Telugu which was created by twisting and turning Telugu with loads of foul Urdu and Telugu words. Whenever you want to experience some humorous moments, watch and listen to the Telangana dialect in TV or Movies.

Laughing Moments…

I have read this somewhere in the internet, folks, it is very funny to core,read on....

Bill Gates announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows version in telangana Here are some Windows related terms that are proposed to be used in the telangana version of kitkeel rendvel (Windows2000):

Keywords
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Microsoft windows 2000=ginta anta metha kitkeel rendvel
Search = devulaadu
Save = bachainchu
Save as = gitla bachainchu
Save All = anni bachainch
Help=Nannu bachainch
Find=ethku
Find Again=malla ethku
Move=sarkainch
Zoom=peddagachei
Zoom Out=shinnagachei
Open=tervay
Close=mooi
New=kothadi
Old=pathadi
Replace=marcheyi
Insert= Nadimitla vettu
Space=jaaga
Backspace=enka jaaga
Run=vurku
Print=chapainchu
Print Preview=choosi chapainchu
Copy=gatlane
Cut=koi
Paste=atki
Paste Special=peshal atki
Delete=teesipadey
View=soodu
Compress=gunju
mouse=elka
click=vothu
Double Click=malla malla vothu
Forward=idkelli aadki
Scrollbar=thippudu gottam
Errors=nee notla mannu vada

'This program has performed an illegal operation
*"Abort, Retry or Ignore" ?
" ==== ee karyam dongalekkaku vattindi , jaldi voorku
lekunte malla
kottu
leka marshipo
ACCESS =dorkavattu
FOXPRO =nakkalekkal turumkhan
Lotus Notes=thamarpuv paisal
ACCESS DENIED =dorkavattaneeya
Home=intiki vo
End=konaaki
For all Errors=nee notla mannu vada

Wedded to the Telangana Cause
KCR is hosting a Japanese delegation to Telangana. The head of the Japanese
delegation says, “Telangana is an excellent state. Give us three years and
we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan.”
KCR replies, “Give me three days and I will turn Japan into Telangana.”


KCR Kcr As Ek Niranjan - Damn Hilarious




Twinkle Twinkle Little Star in Telangana

English
twinkle twinlke little star
how i wonder what u are

Telangana Telugu
merishe merishe shinna sukka
pareshan ayiti ne ninnu sushi

English
Johnny Johnny Yes papa
Eating Sugar No papa
Telling lies no papa
Open your mouth ha ha ha

Telangana Telugu
Johnny ga oh.. Johnny ga..
Endhi naina Shekkar Bukkinava ra.. ledhu naina
abaddalu adutunnava ra munda koduka
noru teruvara lambidi koduka

English
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
jack fell down and broke
his crown jill came tumbling down.

Telangana Telugu
jack gaadu jill gaadu konda ku poyinru
gaadi ki poyi neellu testunte jack
gaadu kinda padi
moothi bokkal saap chesu kundu
jill gaadu dil khush toni panduga cheskunnadu