tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-83034831705749713522024-03-05T02:13:32.610-08:00Telangana JokesTelangana Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15962998345192130610noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8303483170574971352.post-8593864164406085712009-12-24T23:44:00.000-08:002009-12-24T23:48:34.242-08:00KCR Jokes<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIThDUL24DEjqfxvjwNBqQ0R-3iQ_PjqLFyr5znCH_JGV7HXJxxGx_vb4nkpCrS70qtKYKF_20RuGj5ARhixunqGf_zvKPZr4CytU1ExYiVcP4aMB7ZNDlMHNnoXqgmZyU5AMN-0UrAB9S/s1600-h/KCR.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 279px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIThDUL24DEjqfxvjwNBqQ0R-3iQ_PjqLFyr5znCH_JGV7HXJxxGx_vb4nkpCrS70qtKYKF_20RuGj5ARhixunqGf_zvKPZr4CytU1ExYiVcP4aMB7ZNDlMHNnoXqgmZyU5AMN-0UrAB9S/s320/KCR.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5419077355402331970" border="0" /></a><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >Here is a collection of jokes doing the rounds, with KCR in the focus. </span><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >KCR visits Chandrababu Naidu’s house in Jubilee Hills. Over tea and snacks, he asks Naidu what his leadership philosophy is. Naidu says it is to surround himself with intelligent people. KCR asks how he would know if they are really intelligent.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >“I do so by asking them the right questions,” says Naidu. “Allow me to demonstrate.”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >KCR watches as Naidu phones Raghavulu and says, “Raghavulu Garu, please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >Raghavulu immediately replies, “It's me!”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >“Correct. Thank you and goodbye, Raghavulu Garu,” says Naidu. He hangs up and says to KCR, “Did you get that, KCR?”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >KCR nods: “Yes. Thanks a lot. I`ll definitely adopt your philosophy.”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >KCR goes home and decides to put his son Rama Rao to the test. He summons Rama Rao and says, “Son, your mother has a child, and I have a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >KCR’s son is puzzled and finally asks, “Can I think about it and get back to you?”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >He goes back to his room and immediately calls a meeting of the TRS party executive, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, Rama Rao calls his cousin Harish Rao and explains the problem.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >“Harish, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >Harish answers immediately, “It`s me, of course.”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >Much relieved, KCR’s son rushes back to his father and exclaims, “I know the answer! I know who it is! It`s our Harish!”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;color:black;" >And KCR replies in disgust, “Wrong, it’s B V Raghavulu!”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >* * * * *</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >A politician dies and goes to heaven. He stands in front of Yama and sees a huge wall of clocks behind him.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >“What are all those clocks?”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >“Those are lie clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your Lie Clock move."</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >"Oh. Whose clock is that?"</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >“That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved."</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >“And whose is that?” </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >"That's Abraham Lincoln's. The hands have only moved twice." </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >"Where's KCR’s clock?”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >"It’s in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan.”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >* * * * *</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >KCR runs into the departure lounge of LA International Airport to take a flight to Shamshabad. He jumps the queue at check-in. The officer stops him, “Wait, sir!”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >“65 kg," says KCR.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >* * * * *</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >KCR wants to go to Paris and calls up the tourism department to know the time difference between Hyderabad and Paris.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >“Could you tell me the time difference between Hyderabad and Paris?”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >“One second, sir.”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >“Thank you," says KCR and puts the phone down.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >* * * * *</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >After becoming the CM of Telangana, KCR decides to pose for a picture. To show that he is down to earth, he decides to pose along with a herd of buffaloes, resting his elbows on the hindquarters of a buffalo. The photo appears on the front page the next day with the caption: “Chief minister K Chandrasekhar Rao (third from left)…”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >* * * * * </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >KCR is hosting a Japanese delegation to Telangana. The head of the Japanese delegation says, “Telangana is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan.”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >KCR replies, “Give me three days and I will turn Japan into Telangana.”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >***</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >KCR is in New York and goes to a bar. The man to his left tells the bartender, “Johnnie Walker, single.” And the man to the right says, “Jack Daniels, single.” The bartender looks at KCR., who says: “KCR, married.”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >* * * * *</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >KCR: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >Son: but I want to choose my own bride.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >KCR: The girl is Ambani's daughter.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >Son: Well, OK, yes.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >KCR next goes to Mukesh Ambani.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >KCR: I have a husband for your daughter.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >Ambani: But my daughter is too young to marry.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >KCR: This young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >Ambani: "Ah, well, yes.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >Finally, KCR goes to the president of the World Bank.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >KCR: I have a young man to be recommended as your vice-president.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >President: But I have more vice-presidents than I need. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >KCR: This young man is Ambani’s son-in-law.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >President: Great, yes!</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >***</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >KCR is invited to the USA by the Gujarati NRI Association. The president of the association receives him at the Chicago airport and they get into the car to go to the hotel. They start talking. The NRI begins to say how hectic things have become in the USA.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><em><span style=";font-family:Verdana;" >“Is country mein techonology itni tarakkee ki ki yahan sab log shaadi e-mail se kar lete hain.”</span></em></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><em><span style=";font-family:Verdana;" >“Telangana mein to log female se shaadi karte hain.”</span></em></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >* * * * *</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >In the US, KCR meets Barack Obama. Obama says, “Come with me. I want to show you our technological advancement.”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >Obama takes him a spot deep in the forest and says, “Dig here.”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >KCR digs.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >Obama says, “More, more, more...”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >KCR digs 50 feet down.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >Obama says, “So now, have you find anything?”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >KCR says, “I found a wire!”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >Obama says, “You see, we used to have telephones 200 years ago.”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >KCR then invites Obama to Telangana. KCR takes him to a forest in Nizamabad and says, “Now I want to show you our advancement. Dig here.”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >Obama digs 400 feet deep.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >“Find anything?”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >“There’s nothing here!”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >“See, we had wireless 400 years ago.”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >* * * * * </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >KCR goes jogging and accidentally falls into a river. Three boys see him fall and jump in and drag him out of the water. KCR is grateful.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >“Boys, you’ve just saved the champion of Telangana. You deserve a reward. Ask for anything you want.”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >One boy says, “Golly! I’d like a ticket to Prasad’s Imax.”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >“You got it,” says KCR.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >“I'd like a pair of Nikes,” says another boy.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >“I'll buy them myself and give them to you,” says KCR.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >“And I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it," says the third boy.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >“Son, you're not handicapped.”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >“No, but I will be when people find out whom I saved from drowning.”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >* * * * *</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >When KCR was a teenager, his father consulted a fortuneteller to know what his son would grow up to be. The fortuneteller told him give his son a test.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;" >“Put a gun, a wad of notes and a bottle of liquor on a table. Watch what happens. If he picks up the gun, he is likely to be a policeman. If he picks up the money, he will be a thief, and if he picks up the bottle, he will be drunk most of the time.”<br />KCR’s father did as told and waited for his boy to return from school. When the lad came home, he pocketed both the gun and the money and took a swig of the liquor.<br />The puzzled father went back to the fortuneteller to ask the meaning of this.<br />“Your son, is slated to be a politician.”</span></p>Telangana Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15962998345192130610noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8303483170574971352.post-74456586488099358202009-12-10T09:05:00.000-08:002009-12-21T12:12:39.864-08:00Telangana Jokes<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Disclaimer</span><br />The contents of this blog are just for the sake of entertainment and not intended to insult or look down upon anyone in any aspect. </span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Telangana Jokes</span></span><br /><br />Telangana is a one of the most hilarious dialects which you come across. It is a hybrid form of Telugu which was created by twisting and turning Telugu with loads of foul Urdu and Telugu words. Whenever you want to experience some humorous moments, watch and listen to the Telangana dialect in TV or Movies.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Laughing Moments…</span></span><br /><br />I have read this somewhere in the internet, folks, it is very funny to core,read on....<br /><br />Bill Gates announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows version in telangana Here are some Windows related terms that are proposed to be used in the telangana version of kitkeel rendvel (Windows2000):<br /><br />Keywords<br />==================<br />Microsoft windows 2000=<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">ginta anta metha kitkeel rendvel</span><br />Search = <span style="font-weight: bold;">devulaadu</span><br />Save = <span style="font-weight: bold;">bachainchu</span><br />Save as = <span style="font-weight: bold;">gitla bachainchu</span><br />Save All = <span style="font-weight: bold;">anni bachainch</span><br />Help=<span style="font-weight: bold;">Nannu bachainch</span><br />Find=<span style="font-weight: bold;">ethku</span><br />Find Again=<span style="font-weight: bold;">malla ethku</span><br />Move=<span style="font-weight: bold;">sarkainch</span><br />Zoom=<span style="font-weight: bold;">peddagachei</span><br />Zoom Out=<span style="font-weight: bold;">shinnagachei</span><br />Open=<span style="font-weight: bold;">tervay</span><br />Close=<span style="font-weight: bold;">mooi</span><br />New=<span style="font-weight: bold;">kothadi</span><br />Old=<span style="font-weight: bold;">pathadi</span><br />Replace=<span style="font-weight: bold;">marcheyi</span><br />Insert= <span style="font-weight: bold;">Nadimitla vettu</span><br />Space=<span style="font-weight: bold;">jaaga</span><br />Backspace=<span style="font-weight: bold;">enka jaaga</span><br />Run=<span style="font-weight: bold;">vurku</span><br />Print=<span style="font-weight: bold;">chapainchu</span><br />Print Preview=<span style="font-weight: bold;">choosi chapainchu</span><br />Copy=<span style="font-weight: bold;">gatlane</span><br />Cut=<span style="font-weight: bold;">koi</span><br />Paste=<span style="font-weight: bold;">atki</span><br />Paste Special=<span style="font-weight: bold;">peshal atki</span><br />Delete=<span style="font-weight: bold;">teesipadey</span><br />View=<span style="font-weight: bold;">soodu</span><br />Compress=<span style="font-weight: bold;">gunju</span><br />mouse=<span style="font-weight: bold;">elka</span><br />click=<span style="font-weight: bold;">vothu</span><br />Double Click=<span style="font-weight: bold;">malla malla vothu</span><br />Forward=<span style="font-weight: bold;">idkelli aadki</span><br />Scrollbar=<span style="font-weight: bold;">thippudu gottam</span><br />Errors=<span style="font-weight: bold;">nee notla mannu vada</span><br /><br />'This program has performed an illegal operation<br />*"Abort, Retry or Ignore" ?<br />" ==== <span style="font-weight: bold;">ee karyam dongalekkaku vattindi , jaldi voorku</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">lekunte malla</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> kottu</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> leka marshipo</span><br />ACCESS =<span style="font-weight: bold;">dorkavattu</span><br />FOXPRO =<span style="font-weight: bold;">nakkalekkal turumkhan</span><br />Lotus Notes=<span style="font-weight: bold;">thamarpuv paisal</span><br />ACCESS DENIED =<span style="font-weight: bold;">dorkavattaneeya</span><br />Home=<span style="font-weight: bold;">intiki vo</span><br />End=<span style="font-weight: bold;">konaaki</span><br />For all Errors=<span style="font-weight: bold;">nee notla mannu vada</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Wedded to the Telangana Cause</span><br />KCR is hosting a Japanese delegation to Telangana. The head of the Japanese<br />delegation says, “Telangana is an excellent state. Give us three years and<br />we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan.”<br />KCR replies, “Give me three days and I will turn Japan into Telangana.”<br /></span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana;">KCR Kcr As Ek Niranjan - Damn Hilarious</span></span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GehEzsP9jas&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GehEzsP9jas&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Twinkle Twinkle Little Star in Telangana</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">English</span><br />twinkle twinlke little star<br />how i wonder what u are<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Telangana Telugu</span><br />merishe merishe shinna sukka<br />pareshan ayiti ne ninnu sushi<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">English</span><br />Johnny Johnny Yes papa<br />Eating Sugar No papa<br />Telling lies no papa<br />Open your mouth ha ha ha<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Telangana Telugu</span><br />Johnny ga oh.. Johnny ga..<br />Endhi naina Shekkar Bukkinava ra.. ledhu naina<br />abaddalu adutunnava ra munda koduka<br />noru teruvara lambidi koduka<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">English</span><br />Jack and Jill went up the hill<br />To fetch a pail of water<br />jack fell down and broke<br />his crown jill came tumbling down.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Telangana Telugu</span><br />jack gaadu jill gaadu konda ku poyinru<br />gaadi ki poyi neellu testunte jack<br />gaadu kinda padi<br />moothi bokkal saap chesu kundu<br />jill gaadu dil khush toni panduga cheskunnadu</span>Telangana Jokeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15962998345192130610noreply@blogger.com1